I promise too...

If I can have a baby I promise too..
Never take it to Walmart at Midnight and yell at it for crying
Always put it in a car seat/seat belt (especially on the freeway)
Always have the teeth brushed so they don't have to have them capped before they are 3
Always have a Jacket on when its cold out side
Always pay attention to it while at stores so other people don't have to baby sit
Always clean up after it while at other peoples house
I won't have it sit in its own crap for a long period of time so other people have to smell it
I will always have fruit snacks for it when it is older
I will Love it unconditionaly because it will be the BEST thing that I have ever been given!!